Tuesday, January 30, 2007

GW -- What a moron...

So—last night on the way home I was listening to NPR, and they were doing an interview with GW.  I just confirmed my belief that the man should NEVER speak with out a prepared text.


A few of the things he said:


“You know I have trouble pronouncing words as it is…”  in reference to calling the Democratic Party the Democrat Party


Also, when asked about his cockeyes health care plan, which would take benefits of plans over a certain amount – he was asked”

“Wouldn’t that be a tax increase for those people with good health plans?”  (which is the gist of the plan)

GW said “No.  Its just a rewriting of the tax code to make it more fair for everyone”


At that point, it was time to turn him off – because he was getting on my LAST nerve! 


As we were watching the Outlaugh Film this past week, a comic (Leah Delariah) said something that both funny, sad and true


“I shouldn’t feel smarter than my president”


Amen Leah, Amen!!

Saturday, January 27, 2007

What will they think of next

That's right...a ceiling fan in my tent. Crazy huh. It sure is nice when camping in florida though

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

American Idol Blues

This American Idol Season -- one word - C-R-A-Z-Y.

Thats all I can say. How bout that very large girl last night during the Elvis Montage singing "Hunka-Hunka-Burnin-Love" one more word R-U-D-E.

I can't wait for the hollywood rounds, where they are a little less harsh, and a little more talented!

To sooth my American Idol Blues, I have included a lovely picture of Jennifer Hudson -- who, BTW, is looking HOT these days. Congrats on the Golden Globe, and the Oscar Nod -- see you don't have to win to be fabulous. Chin up to those who don't make it!!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Just another day

But boy what a georgeous sunrise this morning over the bay

Monday, January 22, 2007

Chinese fortune so right

I got a fortune with lunch today... "You will be hungry again in one hour".... I should have saved those leftovers!
Ken Peterson
Sent via wireless Palm Treo.


Saturday, January 20, 2007

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The next American Idol.......(thoughts as we go along)

Okay, first off.. Paula's drunk again *sigh*....

Secondly, Darwin "Mesha" Ready, girl, get you some help. Get your hair de-fried, PUT ON A FRICKEN BRA, and a little personality... I mean Sheeesh!! The deadpan delivery of her chat with the judges was scary enough, let alone her singing. AND -- her mom was like her freaky twin LOL....

HOLY Smokes.

Ummm....why you gonna bring your doggies to the auditions....thats wierd.

Now, if you recall the girl with the pink fishnets on her arms... she needs a gay boy to guide her. Those arms look like bologna -- That outfit, just BAD evil, wrong. I wish I had a picture to show you... Simon says she looks bunburned,I think its just plain WRONG.

So far -- seattle SUCKS.

Maybe the second hour will be better.

I feel like maybe they are "highlighting" the bad ones,and are going to surprise with the good ones come holly wood --- because maybe they are just THAT good. LORD I hope so!

Can I just say, that Target has the absolutly greatest commercials. That "Hellp Goodbuy" commerical, so creative, and fun! WOW. the most entertaining thing so far this hour.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

No...I dont drink at alll

Lets see.....

(1) Glassy Eyed

(2) Overly Broad movements

(3) Inability to focus very well

(4) Slurred speech

Yup, that Paula Abdul was drunk up again! Whats up with that? I mean, seriously, can she JUST have coke next time? This is bordering on embarrassment!!

Whilst I am on American Idol -- SCARY from MN!! WOW -- only 16 went through.

Now, some of the people they pushed through to the judges was just for shits n giggles, because seriously -- they were far from good. Those "pre-judges" are sadistic fuckers LOL. You know that they probably have a quota of bad talent.

I sure hope it gets much better, because if its like this in all seven cities, thats only what, 100 contestants total LOL...

Seattle -- I love ya, but it looks like you wont be much better *sigh*

Things are heatin' up for 2008

Well boys n girls, things are starting to heat up for 2008!! This is gonna be one hell of an election, I tell you what! We have some much dividing the country, it will be intersting to see who comes out on top in both the rebulibcan and democratic camps!

Conservative what

I love wearing bright colors to a conservative workplace

Monday, January 15, 2007

Paula, would you like another Drink

The return of American Idol this week. I KNOW i am not the only one who is excited.

Apparently, Paula was out celebrating the cause before this interview!!

This should be an interesting season. Make sure Paulas is a virgin rum & COKE please...

Saturday, January 13, 2007

When leather meets macys

I saw this at macy's and thought ... Some leather lovin homosexual must work here....

Our talented artist

Our favoritist gaybor who is a super talented artist took the time to make us beautiful house numbers. They were done just in time to accent the landscaping. very loverly....and greatly appreciated!!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

durban bud

durban bud

Joe. My. God.

Two good blogs, by two HOT men!

Betty Bowers -- America's Best Christian. Christian Advice and Republican Bush Politics, Political Shirts and Buttons from America's Most Saved Baptis

Betty Bowers -- America's Best Christian. Christian Advice and Republican Bush Politics, Political Shirts and Buttons from America's Most Saved Baptist

You gotta go to this site, its HILARIOUS.... Betty Bowers is the "super christian" and its just funny.. Very tounge in cheek!

To like where you work....

It's always nice to enjoy the people you work with. We had a group lunch today, and these kids are crazy. We talked about the new definition of sexual harrasment (its only wrong if you linger.... So a passing touch isn't wrong). Sorry... I didn't mean to graze your package. Damn...did I do that again ooops.

We talked about Napolean syndrome, large bottoms (not power bottoms) and bad facial hair. Crazy talk...

I love the people I work with..they are a fun group. Nothing worse than going to work with some old fuddy duddies that are all work.

anyway, the moral of the story is if you don't enjoy where you work....its time to start looking!!
Ken Peterson
Sent via wireless Palm Treo.


Long Boring Day

Today is training day. Its our annual Sid Kess Tax Update. This man is the anti Dick Clark. He looks like a turtle he he...but apparently has looked sixty his whole life. Super boring, but keeps us on our toes!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007


What a beautiful...allbeit brisk Florida Morning. The wind off the water makes it feel like 50 degrees brrrr

Saturday, January 6, 2007

My first

My first big ride...down to the pier and home.... Stopping by the market to get some juicy juice. Knees are doing good. Nice breeze.. I feel great

Total Miles (according to google) about 6 round trip!

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Threadless T-Shirts - Designer Clothing Submissions - Tees, Tshirts and T shirts!

Threadless T-Shirts - Designer Clothing Submissions - Tees, Tshirts and T shirts!

I love this website. People submit original T-Shirt designs, and then vote on which ones get printed. ONce they sell out, they have to vote for a reprint. Great stuff!

I heard this today again...

It every time I hear it it brings tears to my eyes. If you havent heard it , its

"Tuesday Morning" by M Ethridge... fabulous!

10:03 on a Tuesday morning
in the fall of an American dream
a man is doing what he knows is right
on flight 93

Loved his mom and he loved his dad
loved his home and he loved his man
but on that bloody Tuesday morning
he died and American

Now you cannot change this
You can't erase this
You can't pretend this is not the truth

Even though he could not marry
Or teach your children in our schools
Because who he wants to love
Is breaking your God's rules

He stood up on a Tuesday Morning
In the terror he was brave
And he made his choice and without a doubt
A hundred lives he must have saved


And the things you might take for granted
Your inalienable rights
Some might choose to deny him
Even though he gave his life

Can you live with yourself in the land of the free
And make him less of a hero than the other three
Well it might begin to change ya
In a field in Pennsylvania


Stand up America
Hear the bell now as it tolls
Wake up America
It's Tuesday Morning
Let's roll


The CALM before the storm....

This is truly the calm before the storm.  We are rolling into January, and all the bookkeepers are busy getting the W-2’s ready to go out, and getting their corporate books up to date, then sending them to us.  Then we get to have the fun of dealing with Taxes through the end of April! 


Which means I get to sacrifice a lot of Saturdays …  but at least I think I will bike to work when I have to work on Saturdays – since I won’t have to wear business dress (which is hard to bike in).  Plus, I can grab a healthy lunch from the market (which is delightful). 


I honestly don’t mind tax season, it keeps me quite busy, then I feel I deserve a nice vacation, and don’t feel bad taking some time off of work (Not that that’s a problem for me…I would rather be at home doing anything else). 


Once Tax Season is over, I will start with my endurance training – I mean the CPA exam training ;-)  That is going to require me to give up most of my Saturdays as well, and almost for the remainder of the year.   The ones I get to keep, will be study days for the test.   So, busy busy busy times ahead!!


I will keep up the blog when things strike me, and its easier since I can do it from my phone.  I can do it while waiting for the doctor, or just waiting in general.


Happy 2007 everyone!  Don’t forget to do your taxes – or better yet have me do them for you ;-)



Wednesday, January 3, 2007


Mc. D's starting putting "nutritional" information on its packages... Thank god this is my one and only big mac this year